In true 2011 fashion, the universe could not let me end this year without one final blow.
To fully understand last night, let’s start with a little back story on the boys in my life.
Bachelor #2: I stayed over at this guy’s place the first night we met. I really liked him and he said he was going to take me out on a date. Our schedules have not been able to coordinate since we met and every time he says “I’ll keep you posted” or “I’ll keep you in the loop,” he doesn’t. I decided yesterday that I was over it and I wasn’t going to waste my time on him due to terrible text message etiquette.
Back Alley Way Lover (BAWL): Drives a Porsche, has a great job, smart, and unbelievably good-looking. Unfortunately, he also has no manners. I have been letting him string me along for an unacceptable amount of time due to his dashing good looks and my shallow ways.
So last night, I went out to my favorite bar. About 5 minutes in, I run into bachelor #2 who taps me on the shoulder to say hi. I death stare him for a really long time before responding.
“You really hate me, don’t you?” he asks.
“I don’t know,” I replied.
Smooth. I continue to death stare as he attempts to make excuses for his terrible texting habits and lack of time to take me on a date. This goes on for an awkwardly long time. Eventually, I either remembered the reasons I liked him or got a little too tipsy and we started kissing. In the midst of this, I hear a “hey.” I soon recognize the face that it came from as none other than back alley way lover. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Obviously, I drop everything and flee to the bathroom. Hiding makes everything better. Bachelor #2 was very weirded out when I got back, but I told him I wanted to leave, so we left. Then, like the good girl that I am, I went back to his place.
This morning, I was feeling pretty guilty about the run-in with BAWL. I texted him to say sorry, and he responded in true d-bag fashion “I was fine. You were just a little busy.” I think I can safely say that things are now OVER with him.
I fully expect something equally horrifying to happen this evening. 2011 scares the shit out of me and I won’t put anything past it. Cross your fingers that I make it through tonight.
On a better note, here is an adorable video that I love. Enjoy!